Katrina fame, almost made it through

If “prognosticatin'” is your game, and you’re off by that much, you probably need to find a new job- you just ain’t that good at it. I’m not even sure that you can qualify for horseshoes or hand grenades (where being close counts for something). However, the very next prediction you made after the sales results came in was probably spot on; you knew you were definitely getting fired. And you couldn’t argue.But alas, you work for the federal government where the bar for dismissal is pretty high; you have to make more than a concerted effort to get a pink slip. Michael Brown, of FEMA-Katrina fame, almost made it through. Reality show want to-be’s getting by Secret Service and hanging with the President at a private party, no problem for the security folks. So I wasn’t overly surprised when I didn’t hear anyone having to fall on the sword for the “Clunkers” miscalculation. Then I started thinking- maybe this wasn’t a mistake. And I’m not going all “government conspiracy X-Files” all of a sudden. Stay with me here. Cash For Cars Sydney

When the news came out the “Clunkers” program was bankrupt after the first weekend, the response from the public not interested in buying a car was something to the effect of, “what a bunch of government idiots.” However, the response from the public in the market for a new car was to hop in their clunker and floor it (top speed: 35-40 mph) directly to a dealership.My next award: “Best Public Relations Move in 2009”- won by the Clunkers forecasting teamThey ensured the dealerships would be jumping for the life of the program because you never really knew when the clunkers cash well would finally run dry. Heck, it was almost over the first weekend! Human nature responds predictably to scarcity. All you have to do is check the food stores when there is even a slight threat of snow. No milk, bread, or batteries to be found. Did you ever think that it might be in Wonder Bread’s best interest to pay off some meteorologists?